Bane Poetry

So you want me to sink my lips into poetry?

To make you feel like you're never so lonely?

You want something you can connect with and enjoy.

Like a child playing with his favourite toy.

Well no. I refuse. I wont write like a whore,

What you have now is plenty, why do you want more?

Most things I write are usually not long. Yes,

I'm witty, I'm clever, but your opinions are wrong.

This poetry is irony of the highest regard,

Use of weak rhymes like a middle-ages bard.

I'm making this shit up as I go along.

And if you think it's good, well I'm sorry,

You're wrong.

See? My stuff isn't witty, clever or even sly.

It means nothing, makes no point.

Yet people like it - Why?!