Limbo (Fuck Heaven)

Fuck Heaven, man!

It's not my idea of fun.

Full of ballroom dancing, and worshiping the sun.

They say there's only limited space;

And I hope there's no space left.

I want to go to Limbo, with philosophers,

Thinkers and the rest.

The language barrier is no issue, either,

I have an eternity to learn -

And I don't fancy going to Hell

Where, for infinity, you essentially burn.

Fuck Heaven, man!

Why take reason from life?

Fearing for the incomplete; ending with a knife.

I don't want eternity, to burn or sing with glee.

To chat with men is the best I'll get,

Before boredom throttles me.

Never to live to the full as a mortal,

What's the point in now?

So instead, with the rest,

I'll spend all of forever simply wondering:

'How?'

To infinity!

Fuck Heaven, man!